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Happy #Caturdayhttps://t.co/h9hYqdukqo

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) June 6, 2020

Among the things to be most worried about when we return to some kind of 'normal': people forgetting they're not on Zoom anymore and farting in meetings.

— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) June 8, 2020

If you’re not annoyed enough at the moment… this might send you over the edge👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
😫😂#BritishTeahttps://t.co/Xq1fCllqMn

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) June 8, 2020

Bit like me announcing a new leadership bid… https://t.co/moUuDvEXGJ

— Tim Farron (@timfarron) June 8, 2020

Tea brands against racism is my new favourite thing pic.twitter.com/VwtKUbJ7Fh

— David Wilding (@drwilding) June 8, 2020

Is it just me or did Matt Hancock sign off like an 80s tv quiz show host in today's briefing? pic.twitter.com/T8V4jfC0gr

— Darren Dutton (@Darren_Dutton) June 8, 2020

We’ve just had a decorator in to do some work… I got chatting to him and it turns out he is a British Airways pilot who’s been furloughed and earning a bit of extra cash.

He made a lovely job of the landing #dadjoke

— Iwan Thomas MBE (@Iwanrunner) June 9, 2020

For every hour we spend agonising over societal crimes of the past, we should probably allow a minute or two to wonder what we're doing now that will be similarly condemned a hundred years hence. Climate, obviously; animal rights, likewise. What else?

— Hugh Laurie (@hughlaurie) June 10, 2020

If you need to see a little black joy, please watch my moms reaction when I told her I got into law school with a $40,000 annual scholarship 🤩 pic.twitter.com/KDo4c19WYl

— mel (@melfromstl_) June 10, 2020

It looks terrible and like it totally does.not.get Eurovision.

I shall watch it immediately. https://t.co/zhqRMeFj8I

— Aaron (@AaronBoardley) June 12, 2020

Gonna need some hefty exposition to explain some of that frankly ridiculous premise though.

Hosted in Scotland?

What, like the UK won?!

— Aaron (@AaronBoardley) June 12, 2020

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 https://t.co/sShddUXhGO

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) June 12, 2020

With regret it would have to be Gorman Wisdom https://t.co/VgyI47X8VK

— Dave Gorman (@DaveGorman) June 13, 2020

Exclusive: Chief nurse @CNOEngland was dropped from No.10 coronavirus briefings after refusing to back Dominic Cummings https://t.co/ppKu0RW5lq

— Shaun Lintern (@ShaunLintern) June 12, 2020

Last week there was no mention of ‘a small minority’ when it was a very small minority. This week it’s ‘a small minority’ when in fact it was anything but. https://t.co/T1cLgU9bRh

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) June 13, 2020